Holy shit, that thing is adorable! I’ll enjoy cute pictures of them, thanks.

Look, he can’t stop you from cleaning by yourself. This is a boundary that it is ok to set. You get to clean. He gets to learn to deal with the feelings he has about it. You DO NOT have to sacrifice your mental health for his.

lol, it was in reference to the 4 Chrises of the Apocalypse, aka, the four actors currently famous for superhero movies named Chris: Hemsworth, Pratt, Pine, and Evans.

Jarred marinara sauce contains a fair amount of corn syrup. I don’t see why using that is somehow better than adding sugar to tomato soup or ketchup, unless, of course, your objection is that both of those also already contain added sugars.

Nah, he was ticked at the thought of nouveau riche people diluting the prestige of his kids’ legacy admissions.

Where do you think the financial aid comes from? Some of if comes from those dumb rich kids paying full tuition. It stings that people get in for being born rich, but at least they are funding the smart poor kids.

I also have a Bissell! I have this one:

I also have a Bissell! I have this one:

“That’s not what they mean when they say, ‘wrap it up,’ son!”

Yup.

There are worthy, merit-based students whose places she (or rather her parents) are paying for. Somebody told me while I was applying to collage that one dumb rich kid can fund a bunch of smart poor kids.

I think that depends on the zoo. I was shocked as hell the first time I went to a zoo with undersized cages, having grown up with a zoo with wide open spaces and moats instead of bars. Zoos just keep getting better and better, though, with more understanding of keep animals engaged and stimulated.

They’ll just be a little bit smaller.

The Times tells us that Refridgerdating’s founder, John Stonehill, found his wife by way of judging her fridge.

so good on him for making sure she had enough forewarning to get an incredibly bridal mani.

Team Jaguar

The employees could be entirely finished scanning, but they usually haven’t even started bagging.

My local grocery store has self checkout lanes that are designed for people with a lot of groceries. They have more bag stands and more room to move full bags out of the way to bag more items. Even the smaller self check out lanes have room to set full bags, implying that people with enough items to fill multiple bags…

For most of us, it’s just middle age.

Word-finding difficulty is just middle-age and/or having a lot to parse at one time. There is so much legitimate shit to call Trump out for, why even bother with shit everyone does at one point or another.

OK, no shit, one time, a total stranger who did not live in my complex washed my car. I didn’t see it. I got a voice message that I didn’t notice until several hours later from my neighbor who did see it happening telling me about it. She did not call the cops. She also didn’t tell him to stop.