Yes, like giant Chapstick.

Yes, like giant Chapstick.

They are cut to accommodate tail butt plugs

The tribal belly dance community is all over this style (or were? I might be behind the times).

I have been working a completely bean-free chili

If one of you is going into the witness protection program or being taken to jail to serve a life sentence upon landing, then the singleton was a jerk. If not, you were the jerk.

Try making your own mayo, then using that on grilled cheese.

Condoms for blow jobs, man. Sure, condoms taste bad, but dick tastes worse.

> I certainly don’t need any complex over my looks which I didn’t give my own self, thanks very much.

TIL that short chicks are as shallow as tall chicks.

That sounds like a high protein diet, not a high fat diet. Ketosis happens when you a very high fat, like 70% fat, diet.

> One should be eating a shit ton of veggies on keto, like any other healthy diet.

Honestly, I immediately thought “those should have chorizo instead of italian sausage.” 

#notallwhitepeople

A female DJ on the radio was going on about a scarf with hidden pockets that she found on Amazon. It was marketed to travelers, to keep cash and passports, etc. The DJ was like, I’d totally keep snacks in there!

There’s this great search engine, it’s called Google. www.google.com

I lived in Texas from 1995 until 2006. I heard all about the Chili queens and how they were part of Texas history. It wasn’t until recently that I learned how they were discriminated against and driven out of business. Texas’ relationship to its own history is fluid!

This kid and his family are pawns. I said this elsewhere:

According to the lawsuit, which has been viewed by the Post, 16-year-old Nicholas Sandmann, believes that he was “targeted and bullied” by the newspaper in order to embarrass President Trump.

Isn’t that good? Couldn’t it be considered war loot?

So Taylor Kinney is single?