Color me rude, then, bc I always say no.

It’s satire.

No, your question is not blatantly disingenuous!

The study suggests managers not discourage servers from touching guests, and should in fact tell them to go for it:

Get it, girl.

when guys (especially nerdy guys, my weakness) said over and over again “I wish girls would make the first move!” I took them at their word!

lavender/silver hair is hip for young women now, so as grandmas, they will be going jet black or something.

Thanks!

I always tip for booze, even if all they did was open a can, regardless of the type of place I am patronizing. I tip for sodas and coffees at bars. I do not tip for sodas and coffees at non-bar food service places. I frequently wonder to myself what the difference is.

Dude

I can’t speak to what OP meant, but black people do have a reputation for being poor tippers (the reputation comes from racism, not any actual data based description of black folks tipping practices). It sure sounded like OP meant black folks to me.

No. Their employer is stiffing the staff. Customers should tip, but they are not responsible for complying with labor laws.

I love the colors in those meringues! Could there be a post on how to achieve that?

No, she said non-toxic does not mean edible.

That, and STD testing and treatment

if an audience of older men use it to seek out medical advice they wouldn’t otherwise try to find,

The Onion office is usually packed to the rafters with all types of alcohol

A social worker writes notes for service animals?

Holy shit.

the Prison Aryans hold him accountable for the loss of a white woman’s life