A woman in a stall next to me once excused herself after a particularly loud and long fart. I know women are shamed for using their anus for anything except sex, but I cannot fathom excusing yourself for farting while using the toilet.

Back in my undergraduate years, one of the male students returned from a bathroom trip and announced, “I just saw Zahed using the urinal with a sandwich in one hand and drink in the other.”

> They are covered, and they don’t clean it.

That’s you.

> completely abnormal for an office bathroom here

You don’t know how someone might be compelled to wash themselves after elimination? O.o

How exactly are the weight and ethnicity of the men in bathroom relevant to their bathroom behavior?

Men don’t wonder it bc since the time of leaving the house to work for somebody else, they have always been able to have it all.

That’s the title of my next short story. :)

Thanks. I will. :)

What kind of bastardized Cuban sandwiches have you been eating? Cubanos have roast pork, ham, Swiss cheese, yellow mustard, dill pickles, and sometimes salami, but only in Tampa, and are served on Cuban bread. I’ll be lenient on the last bc Cuban bread is hard to find outside Florida, but I’ll allow no variation in…

To be fair, the book is a spoof. In that light, the sex writing is superb.

I think this is the most important point, not the fact that it’s men writing. To be fair, I’ve read romance novels *by women* with fat leading ladies who bemoan their size. I can’t remember if they specifically apologize for any part of their body, but the feeling of “my body is wrong” is given voice.

Cakewalks evolved into that, but they started as a dance contest at gatherings of enslaved people. Read the link. It’s good.

Like it matters, anyway. White women voted for Trump, after all. Racist black people exist.

A cake walk sounds like a great birthday party for African Americans. White people should probably not host one bc it would be too close to a minstrel show, not too mention highly appropriative, but why would expressing the representational and literal freedom of African Americans throughout the 19th century be a bad…

I only posted one link., but I found a whole bunch more that all said the same thing. It might not appear in the catechism, but it does seem pretty settled that Mary was a virgin before, after, and *during* the birth. The “logical” (to celibate men who hate women) conclusion to being a virgin during the birth is that…

> in the countryside it’s going to be extra.

> a double- or triple-decker sandwich

Reubens have sauerkraut, not slaw. So it’s a cold Reuben with slaw in place of sauerkraut. To me, that’s no longer a Reuben.