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I put this in another reply:

I put this in another reply:

> Born, raised, and educated Catholic here. Yes, we are taught the conception was immaculate. We were never taught Mary had no period or that her labor was pain and gore free.

I know what the immaculate conception is. Are you saying that bc Mary was without original sin, she didn’t have periods and the birth of Jesus was pain free?

I know what the immaculate conception is. Are you saying that bc Mary was without original sin, she didn’t have periods and the birth of Jesus was pain free?

“if you’re cold, they’re cold”

“if you’re cold, they’re cold”

That bed looks like heaven to me :) For about 10 min, then I would need to get up and find a bed all to myself.

Do you bring presents to engagement parties? I’ve never been invited to one.

Oh god, gross. I don’t even play drinking games, but if I have to do a shot of baby food, it better have a shot of gin in it.

Wait, really? All my years of Catholic education, nobody ever mentioned this.

I know maniacs don’t look like anything in particular, but if I saw that guy looking like that at the scene of a mass shooting, I would think he was the shooter.

Non-harmful isn’t that straightforward. Is computer-generated kiddie porn non-harmful? How about kiddie robots? I’d argue that commercial enterprises that determine our sexual experiences are harmful.

since they’re merely programmed to be picky

Well if anyone is going to write a character reference, please please be honest.

Because I use birth control. Well, that answers the no kids part. Idk how to answer the never married part. Bc I have good judgement?

Cyber Monday, indeed

I went for a few years not even thinking about sex, but these days I think about nothing but sex. I blame the cute guy in the academic office, since I am specifically thinking about sex with him. I’ve been considering re-activating my okc account. Every time I catch myself thinking that, I remind myself that I like my

> The Atkins diet is a fad, Keto is a lifestyle change.

The North End and South End are populated by Italians and Irish, respectively. My guess is that the Irish fucking loved the fire popes.