or don’t used silicone devices on wood that has danish oil on it. Sonos does this too, but no one cares because it isn’t apple. 

Most if not all google apps are available on iOS. Very few apple apps are available on iOS. So if you’re going by apps. It is an easy choice.

Not my white jesus.

test tube baby?

Quincy Jones is old and reach the “ i don’t give a fuck” age.

Well, you know some of your parents sexual history. Not all partners, before marriage, and would you really want to know?

“Hey, kids. Last night was a blast! I had some killer coke and fucked brando in the booty!!”

hummm... How about a 1989 bmw M3 with pieces of the berlin wall in it?

Naw, it is awesome. Olympia is the only place you can rock that look.

tamiflu makers are happy too.

The bass and drums tracks on beatles songs are nothing special 

Would you want to get fucked by james baldwin, that seems like something you would want to keep on the low.

This. What a sicko.

1.) Michigan doesn’t really have capital punishment.

Yup, not to mention that mlk’s family didn’t approve this and doesn’t approve him to be used to sell shit. I hope dodge gets sued.

Batteries can be bombs, ask samsung.

Smaller cars need more crash zones?

Yeah but the i3 is ugly as fuck.

I like Tesla and would love to own one, but say what you want, those gaps and fit issues are ridiculous.

Crews was at a party and some dude was making gestures and blowing kisses at him, so crews decided to go try to shake dude’s hand and then was surprised dude grabbed his junk? Terry crews can’t be that stupid. He should have stay away from the pervert.