The crazy idea of Bratz™ Dolls taking Bratz™ molly in their Bratz™ Music Festival Vibes tent and the above photoshopped editorial pic by Bobby Finger are the two best things about today.

You know how there’s a story behind every obvious but informative disclaimer? Because of reasons listed above, many packaged milk-alternatives (soy, almond, hemp, etc) have warnings to parents not to use them as baby formula replacements. (At least in the U.S.). Stories like this are both heartbreaking and idiotic.

Let's work those baby steps into a sprint, Colbert!!!

I liked how the show explored the twisted concept of the villain: if you stay my slave and endure my abuse, eventually you will love me as much as I love you. Total backfire since Jessica was NOT having it! She struggles with her PTSD until she understands how to outsmart her abuser. This show won me over.

I was born woke.

This says “I’m a journalist who writes about *human rights issues*, and I think I’ll start a project that appears to raise awareness about women in African Tribes, but really just revolves around me. ME. Particularly my face.”

I was just talking about how I idealized them as a child (being their target audience in their 90’s movies). So The fact that they’re famous as adults for being emotionless fashion designers is weird.

That makes sense. Distancing themselves from their child star fame is probably freeing.

Is it weird that I want to see them smile? *Actually* smiling and showing their teeth. I’m tired of Zen Faced Olson twins™ Also, It Takes Two was one of my favorites from my youth.