I don’t want to pile on this poor woman, but the irony of a touring musician asking his girlfriend to prove *her* fidelity is insane. I feel like she may want to get tested for STDs considering her situation.

“Sir, is that a venetian in your hoodie?”

As the locals would say, he robbed them blind.

i really like her and think this is a good response. critical but not harsh

To most people? Sadly, yes.

i miss the old jezebel

Ugh, I couldn’t stand the audiobook narrators — ESPECIALLY Anna’s. Forget Rachel, I wanted to throat punch her the entire book.

The movie ultimately plays out a bit like a train ride. You spend a lot of time wondering, Are we there yet? And then, before you know it, you are, and that’s that.