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    Cute little scruffers!

    That’s one of my favorite episodes. What was that?! Two homeless guys banging each other. That’s not magical at all!!!

    Sweet lord that’s so wildly accurate. I drove through Alabama with my wife a few months ago and I said they should change the state motto to ‘Hope you like feral dogs’.

    My wife seems to enjoy all its iterations and in a rare case wherein we don’t agree I’d rather pack a hippos asshole with hot sauce and creamed corn then have it shit in my mouth for a week rather than watch this nonsensical hot garbage. How does this show keep happening? It’s fucking awful. I love gruesome shit but

    Saw a great Tumblr post today of a bumper sticker that said ‘Any Functioning Adult 2020’. Thought, well fuck guess that’s where we’re at, shit I’ll take it.

    Few weeks back I puréed some kimchi and made a compound butter with it, marinated some strip steaks like bulgogi and served it on the them. Was great. I’m inclined to agree with your vegemite inclination Ben, tried it a couple times and I’d rather eat a bowl of rat assholes poached in vinegar.

    Thought crossed my mind Joey, but I felt like if that was the case he wouldn’t have had the prosthetic (maimed?) hand.

    Barf. All those heartless shrews taking advantage of us men! God you’re a fucking idiot.

    Merry Christmas! Now go be around people you aren’t obligated to be around for work reasons. Think you’re onto something Pam.

    Right? Like if you can’t act like a fucking human alone with a female coworker I think you might need to live on a island by yourself somewhere. I know it should be internally generated that you not be a total greasy fucking creep but it might help a little if more workplaces had actual sexual harassment guidelines

    Yea people like shitting on stuff they don’t like. If you don’t like the aforesaid bowel moving I’d say move along. I think I might be burnt out on zombies, I watch Z Nation but I like that cause it’s just so fuck goof whacky.

    I watched the episode with a buddy who’s a diehard fan, I only watch occasionally. When I saw Carol’s superhuman gunplay I cracked up. She would’ve literally needed like a cyborg eye to pull that off.

    Z Nation is fucking goofy as shit and I love it.

    Deus Ex Panthera. Band name, called it.

    That was one graphic desk doodle!

    I only say that to super hot babes and my family.

    I’m glad the tiger didn’t kill Russell, I really thought it would.

    But if you cross me I will feed you to the fucking sharks!

    Yea it was really good. For a relatively short series it really hit all the points it needed to make a pretty compelling story. The little boy undies Abbot brought cracked me up and I always enjoy a good Ewok trap.

    They can definitely be stringy. I hope you resolve your critter situation effectively Cod, I’ve got a shit load of bats in my old barn that I can’t do anything about cause they’re endangered. Apparently a large portion of the population wiped out by ‘White nose syndrome’. Which in bats is a fungal infection and not a