His back was dominated by Nick Nolte dressed as Animal from the Muppets furiously masturbating onto a sexy T-Rex?

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He’s kept his dick soaking in the finest lavender honey since birth, feeds it expensive fine grains and rich beer like wagyu beef. Its not enormous just beautiful, when he unsheaths it it glows like the sun setting on a pulchritudinious Irish hillside and butterflies rest on its comforting bough.

It’s one of my wife’s absolute favorites, I think it’s goofy but I have...ahem...learned to keep my opinions to myself while she watches it.

God I never thought about a bride trying to piss wearing a wedding dress....That sounds like a nightmare!!!

The fact youre so concerned is touching and speaks volumes to your capability. I’m sure you’ll do swell!

Definitely deserves the Kudos Jpo, it was rough. If you’re feeling particularly masochistic go for it.

Its probably accidental, her skeleton appears to be made of shrapnel and razor blades.

I just wonder when her bones are going to rupture out of her skin, she is the most angular woman I’ve ever seen. Like I could shave a block of parmesan on her shoulder blades. I’d be into it cause I hate microplanes. She should just work as a human microplane...

Humans arguing rationally with others who dont share their opinion? Showing some degree of tolerance for opposing opinions even if you dont personally agree with them, especially on the internet? I won’t hold my breath.

People can’t really peacefully disagree with folks anymore. I have the utmost respect for people who enter an argument, keep their head, and dont resort to patronizing or name calling. You can have your own opinion, other people can have theirs. As long as you’re not physically enforcing your will on unwilling people…

I get what youre saying, Im speaking broadly about the entire system which I support. I think the vast majority of people on death row should be executed and if in the course of that innocent people die I can live with that.

Wait there’s people who don’t solely jerk off to sarlaac on Fett tentacle porn? Weirdos...

Was their any indication of how many virgins I’ll need to ritually sacrifice to get my hands on a system?

If I’m okay with innocent people dying that isn’t a contradiction. People on death row deserve to die-Innocent people are sometimes sent to death row-I’m okay with the innocent people dying who were sent there mistakenly. That’s not contradictory. Innocent people die daily and I think the vast majority of folks on…

So if I’m okay with innocent people dying what’s the contradiction in my logic? It’s my opinion, why do I need to accept what’s broadly considered fair and honest in regards to my own personal opinion? I get that you disagree, and feel that I’m wrong but you can’t tell me I’m wrong or that my opinion is invalid cause…

I get where you’re coming from too, my brother was a defense attorney for about five years and last night I spent about a couple hours online reading about the folks who got exonerated on death row. I’ll read about it some more though, I’m not so closeminded that I can’t ever change my opinion. I just appreciate you…

So I can’t have an opinion about the nature of human beings? You’re the one making blanket statements about everybody. Who’s ‘we’? When did I ever say that everyone who seemed unlikely to be virtuous should be unceremoniously murdered? I didn’t, at all. I can have an opinion about convicted folks on death row, you can…

What’s sarcasm? I’m sorry but I spend the majority of my day making race cars out of my own poop and screaming racial slurs at airplanes so your big city words are beyond my perspicacity.

So I have to base what I think is moral off a general consensus and not my own beliefs? Obviously it’s not a statement of fact, it’s my opinion.