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Holy Christ Dave Foley's daughter is unbelievably cute.  She is singlehandedly carrying this episode of DLM.

Holy Christ Dave Foley's daughter is unbelievably cute.  She is singlehandedly carrying this episode of DLM.

In an ideal world that's definitely what the game should be, but can you imagine Doug's usual motley assortment of guests figuring that shit out in a reasonable time frame? I don't want to call his guests dumb-dumbs but…I can't think of a nice way to say that.

In an ideal world that's definitely what the game should be, but can you imagine Doug's usual motley assortment of guests figuring that shit out in a reasonable time frame? I don't want to call his guests dumb-dumbs but…I can't think of a nice way to say that.

I guess he has to do that once, but no one will enjoy it when it happens.  That is, of course, if Garlin manages to show up.  Most likely it'll just end up another Holmes/Miller "Yeah, Denver!" off which, okay, that's pretty alright.

I guess he has to do that once, but no one will enjoy it when it happens.  That is, of course, if Garlin manages to show up.  Most likely it'll just end up another Holmes/Miller "Yeah, Denver!" off which, okay, that's pretty alright.

Both actresses are obviously super fine, but Annie is pure doe-eyed wish fulfillment, the homecoming queen by way of the girl next door, while Britta's mixture of insecurity and prickly self-righteousness make her seem like a woman you would actually meet.  I don't know how much of that is Jacobs and how much is the

Both actresses are obviously super fine, but Annie is pure doe-eyed wish fulfillment, the homecoming queen by way of the girl next door, while Britta's mixture of insecurity and prickly self-righteousness make her seem like a woman you would actually meet.  I don't know how much of that is Jacobs and how much is the

"ABC Deez Nuts" is exactly why you don't let your Twitter followers name your segments.

"ABC Deez Nuts" is exactly why you don't let your Twitter followers name your segments.

That's the coolest thing I've ever seen.  I've drifted away from Stuff you Missed…. but I might pick it back up for this story.

That's the coolest thing I've ever seen.  I've drifted away from Stuff you Missed…. but I might pick it back up for this story.

Buzz Bissinger is a terminal narcissist and we are not going to say nice things about him ever again.

Buzz Bissinger is a terminal narcissist and we are not going to say nice things about him ever again.

Archie Bunker was a big fan of shitty tequila and calling you a total gaylord for not drinking shitty tequila.

Archie Bunker was a big fan of shitty tequila and calling you a faggot for not drinking shitty tequila.

"Whatever happened to people who know the plot of the Godfather movies?  Nowadays it's all just a bunch of douchenozzles in track suits who can't remember the story of one of the most important films of the 20th century, but can tell you everything that happens in Saw."

I think it's cynical, but I don't think we're supposed to sympathize with Vito.  Chase goes out of his way to make him as unsympathetic as possible (he could have gotten to New England without incident, but the show deliberately shoe-horns in a scene of him killing an innocent civilian on his way there).  I think the

For realsies.  This is Meadow at her most willfully ignorant.  Not that I don't think it makes sense for the character, since she always had a spoiled brat streak.  But that doesn't mean I have to agree with her when she whines about the unfairness of the treatment by the government of bloodsucking scumbags like her

The show ends up building a really great arc for him, to the point that I think Tony's kind of suffers in comparison.  His ascendancy in the Lupertazzi family and his very sudden downfall plays out at least partially off-screen, but it feels very organic.  Tony, on the other hand, is constantly on the verge of a RICO