I see this response in every single article about the show. Morgan Cooper shot a short film with this concept himself a few years back and posted it online. It got a ton of attention and a lot of positive feedback - Will Smith saw it and loved it as well. That’s why this show is being made.

In slo-mo, tears prickling at his eyes, filled with shame at the indignity.

Who asked for this? The Fresh Prince was a fun show in its day and sure it has a serious episode here and there but it was a fucking comedy starring one of the most charismatic actors working then or today(unless he’s being directed by M. Night).

Well it is pretty rare.

I hope he’s actually a French actor this time. I thought Will Smith’s accent was terrible in the original series.

Does he still take a cab from Philly to L.A.? That seems expensive.

Listen. Let’s cut to the chase; does the new Carlton do the Carlton dance?

It was a tedious slog without any of the visual inventiveness of the Lynch version, which was a total mess but a fun one. Didn’t find any joy in the new one.

Huh? Wes Anderson films historically perform really poorly at the Oscars. Especially in Best Art Direction/Production Design, which is really strange.

Fuckin’ A yeah. I don’t know a single person who thought anything less than a minimum of two feature-length films would do the book justice.

People were annoyed that Dune was only half a movie? Critics were annoyed?  It was well reported beforehand that this was only going to be half a movie.  The book has sold 12 million copies so presumably a few people have read it.  Pretty much everybody who thought about it for a split second knew exactly where they…

I loved Licorice Pizza, but the ending was all wrong and super gross.  It should have ended like Rushmore, with the teen protagonist realizing he was wrong to try to pursue an adult romantically. Not with the adult being won over and basically saying, “Yeah, I will fuck a child!” 

So you’re that bean counter the engineers always blame when someone dies because something was under-engineered?

Build quality aside, my fear is that they’ll begin to institute “user subscription fees” for everything from turn signals to radio station presets. While other carmakers may consider some of this, too, I fear Tesla will run this scam far in excess as other automakers.

Ask one of those engineers how they feel about removing a ‘redundant’ safety system from a device that directly impacts the health and safety not only of the user but the people in the immediate vicinity.

Just ask.

This is a great point.

Well, why wouldn’t they? “They know what they have,” so to speak - legions of fans who will happily-overlook, rationalize, and even defend the company for this sort of thing.

A company that shipped cars with parts sourced at the local Home Depot would do this? I am shocked, shocked I say.

JFK: Given our growing lack of interest in actual history, this’ll doubtless be taught in schools one day.

Chloe Zhao doesn’t have many other movies to write up to watch instead of The Eternals.