Hippie parents, man, the world will not see their like again. They’ve been replaced by hip young couples who spend 100-500K on custom built “tiny homes” in order to “live simply.” I’ll see your $3,000 composting toilet and raise you an outhouse that cost $15, and that was for the shovel.

A long, long time ago, in a frozen state far away, my parents would listen to little baby Jewel on the radio in Alaska. Her father had a broadcasting station in a shed, and he would blast out some sick beats and also his 5-year-old singing daughter. You take your entertainment where you can when you live in a cabin…

I myself spotted some real shade in the midst of The Rock’s not at all shady tirade against candy-assed Vin Diesel. After his post, Ludacris posted a photo from the Fast Five set for Throwback Thursday, with no other caption, and with Vin Diesel front and center. Dwayne was not featured in the photo. I thought it was…

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