All these uppity negroes will fcuk up a five guys burger when nobody’s looking.

*psst* 90% of Applebee’s food is either deep fried or microwaved. That’s why.

Depending on 1) where you are eating at, and 2) where the chain originates, person A and person B are likely to have two completely different experiences in regards to food quality. This is especially prevalent in corporate chains.

I’ve done that very thing, King and they turned out surprisingly well.

Chains, ranked:

Only thing I don’t really care to eat at a chain place is barbecue.

“My main issue is that I can make the same thing or something better at home for less money.”

My main issue is that I can make the same thing or something better at home for less money. Seafood is the one thing I’m tempted to go out for because I never keep it around and suck at cooking it..

I’m 100% down for chain restaurants. Took my bougie behind to Malaysia for 2 weeks....

I got the lobster and waffle , suprisingly good! I go to chains maybe 4x a year , I stay close to dt so frequent there, but wow bill was 83 before tip , so for 100 dollars! 4 titos drinks, lobster pizza , lobster n waffle , some 4 course pre fixe , side of sweat potatoes , and biscuits , oh and 2 salads ! Worth every…

16. What you just got for take-out. Why are you Instagramming a Styrofoam container with catfish and hush puppies? I can’t eat that, I can’t smell it, I don’t care that you’re about to have it for dinner.

#1. All your enemies, frenemies, and fake-friends that you don’t care about, aren’t going to waste your time thinking or talking about because they are just not worth the time to take up real estate in your head because ........

I thought people only said that when they were hollering at a girl with dreadlocks.

“I just want to build with you” used to just be some shit neo-soul singers struggling at the Nuyo-Rican Cafe used to say to dig out some cheeks while being half way homeless and smelling like lavender and lightly used cat litter.

When I hear this, I KNOW I’m about to be hotepped.

“Okay so for a country as progressive and advanced as Wakanda was, it’s dumb as shit to decide who’s going to lead it by having a bunch of dudes play Wakandan Ninja Warrior on a slippery mountaintop.”

Girl, Jesus Will Take Care of That, But Imma Get My Extension Cord Just In Case

That’s not conspiracy, that’s policy.

It’s easy...and it’s also still a really shitty and unhelpful default from which to form your worldview.

If you don’t think the ultra rich conspire to stay in power and don’t think the government keeps important secrets from the public then you aren’t a student of history.