Some men can't be bullied or reasoned with. They don't want anything logical like money. Some men and women just don't care if they get told by their leadership to drink bleach.

Excellent. I would add:

Remembering back when the wonder of the internet was how it would connect people from all over the world and the possibilities around how united humanity would be. That was before we found out how awful people really are.

9. That young boy at LA Fitness last year who hurt my feelings when he said he hopes he’s as active as I am when he’s “my age”

Almost didn't read the article. His name is enough of a punch line these days.

Oakland/Bay Area co-signs and steals this statement.

One of my occasional frustrations with this site...sometimes satire gets wasted here.

After the Orange Menace, we’ll all need to be debriefed...if we’re alive.

After the Orange Menace, we’ll all need to be debriefed...if we’re alive.

“I feel like being led by a white man who’s never apologized for shit—and who’s appointed white men and women who’ve also never apologized for shit—has made us apologize to each other less.”

The TL:DR; norms around conventional masculinity=dying in war.

“Also, to those parents: it’s not up to others to be your kids’ parents for you. I’m continually baffled at parents who act like they have no control over what their kids are watching/doing/playing/eating/whatever in their house. If that’s so, then *you* are the problem, not Cardi B.”

Weekend at Hermie's

Too much like right.

Respect. You are on. top. of. that. shit.   Was just about to post that. 

I remember when everybody (black and white) thought Gangster Rap was going to kill us all and snatch our kids.

“There is a theory that most of the anti-disco backlash was about how that culture was very much centered on the likes of women and gay men instead of the... uhh... “She’s old enough” ethos of rock & roll at the time.”

Don’t know where the stats came from. What works to reduce/prevent teen pregnancy?

I was thinking more hip-hop music, but we know where much of it came from...so.... Millie Jackson, Sylvia, Minnie Riperton, and Donna Summer while we’re at it.

It’s as if the entire 90s missed them.