Just unbelievably confusing. Three division titles in a row, and now we are supposed to be making fun of them for ONLY competing for the wild card with half their players on the DL the entire year?

Stopping an election from being rigged by trying to scare your opponents supporters away from the polls might be the Trumpiest I’ve ever heard of.

Make fun of this singer all you want, she’s a million times more talented than Kanye West.

Nooooooo!!!!!! We can’t let the world find out we secretly control the mini awards show they hold daily for the 17th highest rated sporting event in the U.S. on TV today! Time for me to use my American super powers to cover up this conspir.......... opps nevermind gotta see if the Indians can close out the Angels.…

This just in....... Tom Scocca ate his mom’s pussy. No facts to back that up, but we all know it happened. At least thats’s what Joe Girardi told me.......

p.s. gotta love any journalist who writes an opinion based on the opinion of someone who has a documented hatred of the subject of the opinion. Well played Deadspin. Keep Bemoaning the Skip Bayless’s and Stephen A. Smith’s of the world as you continue to Bayless us all right up the ass with non-facts on a daily basis.

Scocca: “Fabricating a tie between Jeter and steroids because you are a shit writer with no talent and can’t get attention any other way?”. No, seriously.

Spoken like someone who has never watched a Marky Mark produced show. Goodell will never rid the world of concussions, wife-beaters or rape, but at least he’s trying to make the world a better place by protecting us from things like douchey bro shows and Tom Brady.

If you play this video backwards it looks like the butt is eating him. Try it.

Boars don’t kill people....... republicans kill people.