Are you Rachel Dolezal?

That’s a messed up story. I would not be able to look at my mother the same way again. And I hope your neighbor died a miserable, painful death.

You’re Vanilla Ice, aren’t you? Just let it go, man.

Your mom in an asshole

My experience was similar except my mom killed and butchered them in front of me. I don't resent the experience, in fact, it taught me to appreciate and respect my food and not be wasteful. Plus, I don't think Fluffy was all that fond of me anyway!

Well not forever, just until chilipause.

You believe that all three just up and died? Dude, your mom killed your rabbits. Maybe not with her own bare hands, but she may have left them where they were exposed to the elements, or were killed by some other animal, or something like that

How did three rabbits all die on the same day? That doesn’t just happen.

So you can follow that link to read the article and find out many interesting things about rabbits and their physiology, or you can follow that link and read the comments in order to see how many of the 2500 entries written by children with freshly dead rabbits you need to read before you feel like you will never be…

Likelihood of three rabbits dying simultaneously with no previous signs of illness

Your mother......what? And because the neighbor.......huh? Makes no sense. Two lies for the price of one, I suspect.

Swampwater to me is a mix of lemonade and tea. A mix of soda is a suicide (b/c you don’t know if sodas mixed in a way could have turned it to poison).

“Don’t be crazy, I didn’t sleep with her.”

Because all three suddenly “up and dying” at once in the like 7 hour period you were at school, with no warning signs, is suspect as fuck?

I’m 48 and I just found out that wasn’t true because you said so now.

Well, he IS, if you can overlook his personality!

No worries. The feelings have to be with being attracted to cartoon character rather than what the lie references. I find Archer very dreamy.

LOL love you mindy

I won't do anything you aren't comfortable with.