I think that is the totally not fake and enhanced lobster.

I am both embarrassed and proud to say that I own the cookie press (technically it belongs to my mom but she passed away a few years ago) and it actually makes some pretty rad shapes that people always flip out over. That being said, I would never purchase that shizz for myself.

I'd expect a good handy as well,

Hey, as long as you don’t dis the WS mini-waffle pan, the greatest kitchen invention known to man (and my annual New Year’s brunch), we’re still all right, Drew. Also: RIP, Williams half of the name.

Still the best thing on Deadspin, year after year.

You’re doing comparison shopping? You clearly don’t have enough money to be shopping at W-S...

It is definitely the most wonderful time of the year. PEW PEW PEW!

Listen, I don’t care if they were made in Buckingham Palace by whipping egg whites between Kate Middleton’s asscheeks.

and if someone EVER hands me a cup of coffee with a damn House sitting on it, i will throw it right back in their face and scald them for life. Serves those animals right.

Mannnnn, this article really takes me back...back to around this time last year, when i first discovered the gloriousness of the 2014 Haters Guide to the Williams Sonoma Catalog.

This guy would love to receive this gift:

Wow I love you so much

Margaret Cho once referred to it as “disaster nudity”, like there was a fire or an explosion & you just ran outside in whatever you had on.

Can he please turn around??

Moron. I’m in the Himalayas. Duh.

Same here for us southerners. I’ve added a shit ton of honey to my Honey Nut Cheerios before cuz YOLO! I don’t like mixing my food flavors so this particular cake doesn’t really appeal to me but it doesn’t disgust me. I definitely know some people personally who would go IN on this.

Wow. I was not expecting to be actually moved by anything Russell Simmons had to say to Donald Trump, but as a passionate Democrat with a loony Republican best friend, I gotta say...I can relate. It’s possible to love someone and want them to be successful even as you admit that their success would basically run…

I love this letter.