So how do they deal with boners in space?

TL;DR Astronaut is dating basic white girl.

False.

If she likes funny men, wtf is she doing with Dane Cook?

Thank you:)

We can only hope that a ‘confidence building class’ is code for taking over the world like we do every night. . .

And I wish him to be better looking, cuz funny ain't his thing either...

Confidence and pretending that I’m special has literally been the foundation of my professional development. I’d argue that that’s super important for both boys and girls, and frankly is more important to someone who’s in elementary school to learn than career paths.

Thank you; Even though kinja won’t let me give stars, it’s a clear night tonight, so I can see you shining like a “DIAMOND.” Do you like Pink Floyd too?

I would watch a Cook and Cyrus porn.

At least you know Miley means it when she says she’ll fuck anything.

OMG. I’m having flashbacks of one of his greatest MTV videos (when MTV STILL did that) of one of his songs that involved a diving board. Can you remember the tune? I’m ‘vibeing’ —” Oohh Baby....... So beautiful<3.

I thought this was Ryan Reynolds and now I am disappointed.

Keep reading as Bryan Adams. Left disappointed, and feeling a bit out of touch as I’ve never heard of this guy.

Ryan Adams? Who T F?

ALSO RYAN, TAYLOR PLEASE THE FOLLOWING MASH UPS PLEASE:

that is truly tortured

10 to 15 minutes a day... It takes you longer than that to hang laundry?

Yea, he’s just having fun with you guys. Lots of it.

It’s not talking to yourself you have to worry about. It’s not even arguing with yourself. Now, if you start losing the arguments, it might be time to find some help.