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She's doing a spot on impression of young Hillary Clinton with this expression too.

You've made the mistake of grouping age and mental health questions with those sexist questions about wardrobe and "guilty pleasures". Although, to be fair to the clowns in the circus, politicians all get asked completely fucking stupid questions because, in general, voting Americans are genuinely only casually

Oh, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Can we talk about her vagina? Because that's the real issue here, not her age or health.

Non-vegetarian but I do like veggie burgers sometimes. I completely agree. I'd eat a decent veggie burger at McDonalds for sheer price and convenience.

I don't really care one way or the other about guac on sandwiches, but it makes me oddly happy that you are against it. I guess I just don't want to live in a world where people are neutral about objectively insignificant issues. (I have my own various stances; this just happens not to be one). :)

I think you guys are confusing "hipster" with "mainstream". You guys are the hipster ones in this scenario! "Ugh I hope all these plebs don't start liking my super cool food that I was eating before all of them, cus then it would be totally lame".

I thought all the Repub talking heads told us she faked her head injury to duck out of one of the 8 Benghazi investigations that couldn't wait. Now they've decided it really was a serious medical issue?

The problem here isn't that Hillary's health is an issue, but that her "health" is an issue.

Making this an issue is a gift to Hillary. She'll come up with a snappy one liner about Reagan, BOOM, done.

They're not paying you great at the Daily Show, huh, Jessica?

This article helped me understand Kevin's role on Shark Take a lot better. Essentially, he is the show's host in disguise. He is the one the producers are speaking to via earpiece, and a lot of his dickishness is to move the action along or prompt certain things to happen. It's also probably the reason most of his

This is a great article, but why the f was that condescending first sentence necessary? Way to make everyone who knows about/watches this show seem like losers who have no social lives.... great start to this piece. (And also freaking irrelevant - this is on Hulu and YouTube.)

Whaaaat? There really is a fanfic for everything.

I only get super annoyed when the male sharks pretend to take an incredibly dumb product seriously because it's being pitched by good-looking, perky women, like that terry cloth shower cap one is supposed to wear when cooking fish before a night out on the town, or something weirdly specific that never actually

I am just going to leave this here - the Game of Thrones/Shark Tank Fanfic you never knew you needed:

I've seen quite a few episodes. I always figured there is so much sexism in corporate America, how could they produce a reality show about investments without it? Of course I don't doubt producers play it up for .~*drama*~. also.

Now...I understand what you're saying and that, in retrospect, it would have been better had your ex just left. But are you really going to call him cruel for staying? Didn't like feeling like the bad guy, sure, or maybe he really did not like seeing you so upset that you begged.

This is exactly how a very good friend of mine ended up married to an abusive, drug-addicted alcoholic. She spent 17 years being told by her mother no one would ever love her because she was so disgustingly fat and that men would just use her until they found someone hot. Big surprise she married the first guy who

Couldn't disagree more, I thought she absolutely killed it.