They are so sweet. I can't imagine this was caused by diet alone. Babies do not really overeat. Trying to get a non-hungry baby to drink a bottle practically requires the jaws of life. I'm sure they aren't being fed nothing but fruits and veggies at the table, but there has to be some other medical reason factoring…

Wow. Your wife is a psycho. Congrats?

I'm sure it's just me, but sometimes the way you end your articles really bothers me. I'm guessing it's the discordance between the seriousness of the article and the flippancy of your final paragraph. I know that I "don't get the joke", but sometimes I don't see how the joke is appropriate.

Umm, relevancy is like patriarchal?

No, that's not acceptable.

My God... you're a monster. How do you live with yourself? It's people like you that surely damn our civilization straight to hell!

Good for you, but I don't think you should judge whether someone's depression is real or imagined (if such a thing even exists) a) from a distance and b) while not being a specialist.

I went on accutane and became suicidal. I told myself to "power through it" because I heard how well it worked. And while I was on it, my skin was pristine.

Dont get your panties in a wad because you werent good enough to be a private school teacher.

This makes me so angry because god forbid you could actually be sick, and you know a have history of childhood sexual abuse that has NOTHING to do with the presenting symptoms, but can't get medical care because people are to obsessed with something that happened to you decades ago and isn't even relevant.

I'm really curious about how the "diverse lawyer" is supposed to bill all these 20 minute chats. That's going to add to up to a lot of 20 minute chats. Do they get a memo that tells them what number to bill whenever an old white guy corners them awkwardly? Or is that just lost time?

I only brought it up because of how serious the author of this article was being. About how the kid would've rather had a new pencil or a journal? Really? How the students may need counseling? Whether he liked it or not is, as I said, irrelevant to whether or not the teacher should be punished. I only brought it up…

I understand only too well what can happen when a male is sexually molested by a trusted adult. The love of my life was molested and wound up committing suicide. So unfortunately I get it. I just don't see this as molestation. Honestly, I think we're focusing too much on the kid. My question is WTF was wrong with that…

Am I the only one thinking that this is what Gob's dance routine would look like?

Yes, especially if he only talks to you every 60 days.

Moscato is the sweetest white wine out there, Manichevitz the sweetest red. Moscato is actually too sweet for me at this point so might be perfect for you (I saw someone labeled Riesling and Gewurz as sweetest but those are actually more middle road — between sweet and dry or "semisweet" — at least IMO)

The most fucked up part? I am pretty sure they fall off every year and GROW BACK IN A DIFFERENT BUT EQUALLY TERRIFYING SPIRAL SHAPE. Duck vajeens are spiral too!

Huh? She was the absolute stand out beauty in Destiny's Child. She might not be thin and white but she had Janet Jackson's proportions, and everyone thought JJ was beautiful back in the day.

I wish it were Sia singing the Sia-penned song.

Of all the strong women in the spotlight and those who should be in the spotlight, why is this woman paid so much attention here on Jezebel?? She's not a feminist. Being a successful woman does not make one a feminist or a role model. She has no views on politics, economics, or social issues. And this faux stance…