At first I wanted to internet punch you. Then I laughed.

If blumpkin means what I think it means...

Pretty please write a mockup of “Gizmodo Code of Standards?”

Oh, I agree with you (more or less). My vote will go to the candidate I find least annoying.

Came here to pretend my upvote really matters.

Touche!

An aquaintence of mine recently told me he despises democrats.

Must devour a Trump s’more while enjoying Trumpee commenters meltdowns.

The choice to have or not have a child can be very personal. You’re a great friend for supporting your friends, no matter what they decided.

Tramp shaming. I love it :)

Screw those Jezzies ‘taking you to task’ who love to admonish commenters at every turn. You meant well and your words are touching to me.

My sentiments exactly. AS IF I could love JGL more.

SUCH awkward. And STIs, not fun. Also, babies maybe.

Me too! My dead weight is too much trouble to make leave.

Ahh, yes, before beds were invented I always loved to sleep over at my man’s cave.

I hate it so much, too! Been coerced to watch it too many times.

I have the sudden urge to watch “nurse in bar bathroom” porn.

Great advice. I’m tearing up over this story as well. I’ve also been in need and received so many bits of generosity I was extremely grateful for. Warms my heart and gives me hope for humanity.

Thanks for this. I honestly looked at such alternatives when I wasn’t sure I could afford my abortion. Luckily, we scraped together enough cash.

Great article, thx!