Exactly. Not thinking in the least bit. He was in a hot blinding rage.

Ok, I’ve calmed down and hope you feel better (now I’m irked at myself for spelling “their” wrong! :).

I’ll try to keep this brief, cause I’m about to explode super madness at these ladies for making you feel so bad. They are in the wrong for they’re ignorant assumptions (and you know it, girl!). How well could they know you anyway, with zero inkling of your values or job?

Poor timing indeed.

Having friends that don’t cook sucks. Pressuring non-cooks to bring homemade foodstuffs never ends well.

I was about to say something similar. It’s not that hard to get yourself invited to a big bbq casual type thing if you’re not afraid to genuinely ask. And not be a food mooch.

The not-a-house party bit definitely makes this way more embarrasing, can’t explain why. You got guts to go the extra mile and point it out :)

A tried and true nurse’s trick, that ol’ licking of the butthole.

It woulda been pretty bad for you, too! lol

yeah, i was just pretending to follow u. i do it cuz i feel flattered when people follow me, but have no idea how to find anybody- i’m lost 90% time in real life and cyberspace. what would bryan adams tweet? i do not wonder

Girl, you do not disappoint ;)

U R awesome.

I had the biggest crush on Bryan Adams.

* you crack me up

chubby butt

It does cost a lot of money.

Love shmove :)

Not pathetic :) It can be very fun, especially if you’re not into the whole foofy-foofy traditional wedding (I married a close friend). Insta-hubby and gifts? What’s not to like?!

Gotta love dumb criminals.

Everyone should see “The Wedding Banquet!” So good.