Nightmare fuel

Do you know how those fish mate? The quite small male bites onto her belly or side, and is slowly absorbed into her. Basically becoming a parasite. Loses his eyes and an other useless organ. Just gets nourishment from her, and supplies sperms whenever she needs to breed.

When I hear ‘Allure of the Seas’, I think of this:

These are newly-built ships, you'd assume they'd be in working order right out of the gate.

Hopefully that’s just an insurance policy. Otherwise, we could have a Baltimore situation all over again if the ship loses power.

Crews can also sail as fast as possible. A suction effect will pull vessels downward in narrow bodies of water.

(approaches bridge, realizes they are too high by like 5')

Certainly looks like transportation to me.

Most people on the planet do not own their own vehicle.  The class warfare ship sailed long ago.

For people who could afford this, money is just numbers on a screen or piece of paper, and convenience wouldn’t be their goal in owning this.

In other hilarious Cybertruck news, the cybertruck subreddit went private because they couldn’t handle the criticism anymore. Truly hilarious. 

That’s exactly what the self-appointed ultimate arbiter of “free speech” thinks it means: The freedom to post hate and nonsense as long as none of it is critical of him, the broken toys he sells, or his personal obsessions and grudges in any way.

He can use Twitter, he’s just not making money off of it anymore despite posting about a vehicle he specifically bought to make money on Twitter. So yeah, two things I don’t care about combining into 1 thing that actually makes me kind of happy. Synergy I suppose.

So this story is about a Cybertruck owner’s inability to use Twatter? Let me diagram that shit out in a “Things I care about” Venn...

If you’re dumb enough to give Musk your money, I have zero sympathy for you.

“the most significant innovation and technological advancement the world has seen since the introduction of the iPhone.”

Well, there was that episode of the Secret Service duct taping a salon’s camera in Massachusetts recently. Spent a few hours using the bathroom and later denied the entire episode even though they are on camera both inside and out. (They have changed the story several times, so I have no clue what today’s version is).

Don’t give them ideas.

If you get close to one with sentry mode, the huge display will display huge letters saying “Sentry Mode”. It is easy to see.

It reminds me of this line from Wrongfully Accused: