I was going to make a big fuss of the fact that you misspelled Scarlet three times, but frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn...

I think we just did... :(

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Take your star, you jerk.

If he didn’t want to be tackled by her, he shouldn’t have been dressed like that

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

I haven’t seen a female knock the hell out of someone like that since... well since last night at the debate I guess

Well, considering I’m Black and almost every review I’ve read was written by Black people, including two Black historians, that is not an issue for me.

This was a good baseball ending, but I wanted that Buatista walkoff and batflip redux so damn bad.

The Gunshow Poophole: When you try to stick your entire arm up your ass, but there’s no room because your head has taken up all of the available space.

Jeb! is surprisingly not the Bush having the worst year. Yay for Jeb! !

now i can stop turning the today show off when he’s on, and turn it off for a myriad of other reasons.

As others have said before me...he should be forced to carry this unviable campaign to term. His (political) life is in danger? Too bad, so sad. That precious, precious presidential campaign is alive (even if hideously deformed and its death is both inevitable and painful for those that love it). It would be murder …

My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour:

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

“That was ten years ago” works when you’re in your mid-20s talking about something you did when you were in middle school.

“Hi I’m Eric Lindros”- Wes Welker

Ringer, I served with Grantland. I knew Grantland. Grantland was a friend of mine. Ringer, you’re no Grantland.