Dear Roger,

Baseball announcer by night, Frenchman losing his shit bidet.

I mean, if the weatherman can’t even be accurate about whether it’s gonna rain, why should we trust him when it comes to hurricanes?

guys i am for real concerned that he didn’t know that a whole world lay beyond the US until like 2 months ago

Counterpoint:

Hey Brooks, glad you could make it to Deadspin!

In the last 7 years, the T wolves have won fewer than 18 games three times. The Sixers have only done that once.

Plus, they didn’t say it. Harvard Rule Number 1: Never miss an opportunity to say where you went to college.

Sure, a major Baptist university has been systematically silencing and ignoring sexual assaults on campus, but the REAL problem here is that the woman bringing attention to the problem has insufficiently pure motivations.

Blaming the whole fanbase for one idiot throwing a beer is like blaming the whole American population for the daily mass shootings

The problem you have is that this is Harvard. The people that go there are not used to serving anyone at all. The people that go there — legacy, scholarship,and everything in between — are going to be the people that run the country. That program may work for a state school; that’s not going to fly at Harvard.

Jays fan here too. Most people in Toronto are pretty chill, however, we’re also the city that elected Rob Ford.

They could’ve held the game in Baltimore but only 20,000 ppl would’ve shown up.

Jays fan here and I am over the moon about last night. But I gotta say, one of my favourite side benefits is watching this new annual ritual of hatred for the Jays and Jays fans on Deadspin.

“Ugh — even that guy got at least one throw in before he left the stadium.”

Trump’s plan is to murder Pence if he gets elected so he can replace him with Ivanka. Until then, he needs him alive.

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

(Their short stop outWAR’d Tulo in 35 fewer games this season and is due to make roughly 60 million fewer dollars over the next 5 years)

Jimenez was, technically speaking, uh....fucking terrible.