2020 WCH

Christ on a stick.

As long as Diggs and Bradford stay healthy Minnesota

I thought he was dead. He wasn’t moving, so I had to pick him up. I’m like, ‘Sam, don’t be dead.’ Next play: bullet. You’re going, ‘Jesus, this guy’s a beast!’

I just looked over the Deadspin front page and it doesn’t look like they cover football any more. Sorry.

when will celebs learn that defending the decisions via internet comments will always, always make things worse?

If it were possible to bankrupt people with a series of ridiculous lawsuits I think I would have heard about it by now.

More and more people are discovering that you can bleed your enemies to death with legal fees whether or not there’s actually merit to your case!

Very disrespectful to the military.

Another trick that might work...

I plan on tricking him into giving it to us.

Must be hard at this point to be pro-Preller and move forward.

All the things you listed are definitely comparable to being raped. Please tell all the women in your life that the experience of losing a pet is just as difficult as having your body sexually violated - they’ll surely all agree with you, and you’ll be extremely popular.

23 body sculpting tips that will have your dad drooling.

Well she didn’t hide it, people just overlooked it due to the whole ‘victim of sexual abuse’ vibe that was coming of her due to the relationship with her father.

it’s fucking amazing how EVERY SINGLE SNOWDEN ARTICLE has someone posting this exact line of bullshit.

It’s worse than that. I think the cops are trying to say “Look at what we deal with every day, aren’t we heroes? Don’t you feel bad for us?” They are using a child’s circumstance to elevate themselves, that is highly cynical.

Yeah, okay, so sure - one guy got 60 bracelets... but in another timeline, 60 guys got one bracelet! Don’t be so narrowminded.

If you’ve lost Kate Upton, use smaller words.

Penetrating the A-gap