But Parker himself didn’t say stop so, by his own logic, not only should the journalist kept going, he should have invited two other journalists into the room to keep asking the same question.

It involves a van, so that’d be Jalopnik’s territory.

Oh — Emirjeta Xhelili? Of the Mayflower Xhelilis?

“thought it was reasonable for [the accused] to penetrate you for a few more minutes if he was going to finish.”

Goddammit.

if the Daily Show has taught me anything it’s that replacing a middle-aged man with someone named Trevor is going to be a disaster.

The Mets have ridden Tebow’s winning aura since his signing in August and now sit poised to dethrone the vaunted Cubs in tonight’s Game 7 of the NLCS.

— The New York Times, October 2016

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

Trainer: What’s your name?

Then sue the person who videotaped you and then let the video leak to the public forum. Same with JPP - his beef should be with the institution that allowed his records to be released to the public, not the entity that made them public knowledge.

“No, Aleppo is what I feed my dog” -Emmit Smith

“It is my dream to play baseball”

“Oh yeah, Aleppo. That is the guy that Jesus cured, right?”

Pretty sure Tomi Lahren is a horcrux containing a portion of Phyllis Schlafly’s soul.

#iCourage?

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

Here is more info on what HB2 does from the NC Justice Center for those that aren’t familiar. It goes way beyond just address what they perceive to be an issue with boys entering girls bathrooms:

Not. Enough. Punctuation.!

Thank God they’re water-resistant what with the melting icecaps and rising sea levels.

Yeah yeah, show me the birth certificate.