Bullshit, he punched something.

How much for the 24oz miller?

OH MY GOD THERES A BITE OUT OF ONE OF THEM!

I think he’s playing himself.

I bet it was a black.

The fact that Jon Hamm is an alcoholic in real life makes his Mad Men portrayal much more compelling.

Was she Asian?

Isn’t colored the preferred nomenclature these days??

There is no amount of bananas shit that white females can do that won't be overlooked.

Ever notice that these students who get accepted to every Ivy are always colored? Yea, nothing racist about that. Let’s see her board scores.

“Musician”.

he didn’t chug it!! Fucking pussy!

meh

You were flown out to Vermont on a Ben & Jerry's junket? Shit I want your job.

There will never be anything more perfect than an attractive teenage girl. Fact.