Splinter editorial policy dictates it be spelled “Cxown Prinx of Crime.”

Shakespeare’s Star Wars has a quite interesting take where he’s actually a very intelligent political operator whose first attempt to end the war between Naboo’s two major species got him exiled, so now he’s acting like a doofus who screws up everything he touches so no one will suspect he’s actually manipulating them…

I mean this is one way to report on a massive amount of the industry losing their jobs because of a company now having a monopoly 

Bojack didn’t vote.

This sentence gave me a headache:

Why would you pass up the opportunity to harangue someone like that?

He’s a fashion designer who can’t find love until he learns to first love himself. His catchphrase is “You wanna know where I got these scarves?”

In fact, instead of being a homicidal supervillain, this Joker is a high-powered executive at a women’s lifestyle magazine looking for love in all the wrong places.

Crust is a structural item; it doesn’t matter what it’s made of.  If cookies, graham crackers, shortcrust pastry, puff pastry, or even cauliflower (!) can be crusts, why not chocolate?

This is why most Palmer candy says “Chocolaty” rather than “Chocolate,” because they don’t have enough cocoa mass to qualify legally as chocolate. They are less valuable to consumers this way, and Palmer not getting to front like they have a chocolate levels the playing field a little.

No. Reese’s cups are clearly pies.

I agree, I’ve had just about enough frantic antics over pedantic semantics.

I’m actually kind of okay with this? I’ve worked in brand marketing, and we absolutely have conversations about whether or not consumers will misconstrue what, for instance, “white” will connote in these situations, and what kind of liability that opens you up to. For instance, there are ABSOLUTELY certain products on…

Be on the lookout for Reese’s new “White Creme Legume Butter Cups” coming this fall.

It’s a semantic argument over a chocolate that’s barely chocolate in the first place.

Counterpoint: People who like white Reese’s deserve to be lied to

“Stuber was as ill-conceived as the rideshare pickup zone at SFO.”

“This is a difficult movie to watch. I found the whole experience very taxiing.”

“The demands of action and comedy, however, are apparently much too great a weight for this action-comedy to Lyft.”

♪ You’re seeing now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars,
I’ve been living on the edge so long, where the winds of Limbo roar.
And I’m young enough to look at,
And far old to see, all the stars are on the inside.
I’m not sure that’s there’s anything left to me ♫