It was 3am and once again I found myself wide awake, the shadowy embrace of sleep seeming to want no part of me. What was it? Why was I awake? What were these thoughts running through my mind? ‘Destiny,’ The word floated above me, a hazy phantasm. The word awoke something in me, an old feeling, a memory. “Ahh yes,” I…

Agreed. This whole article is just a long winded way of turning a pretty standard assignment into a short novel detailing his personal experiences and moment to moment banter that I, personally, don’t give two shits about.

My initial thoughts on the style of this choice was negative but then I started thinking before knee jerk posting. This style of review is actually more beneficial to the MMO experience than most others. You have your hardcore players who stream and do PVP and you have your casual players and then you have your people…

For people who are completely new to the game, there’s another thing to note based on these two quotes: “everything is better on a team” and “join a clan”.

Let it go Kirk, they are never letting this thing unattanded for you to Yoink it.

Hey Luke, you said the 3ds XL was “Daddy’s Big Little Nintendo”, right? What’s his name for the Switch?

I know this is supposed to be cute, but everything you just described is why I hate children. Tiny demon things.

A mobile MMO made by a Russian company with funding by Chinese investors, who are open and proud about the game’s entire model being pay-to-win with real dollars.

What could *possibly* be more appealing?!

This game is sick and totally inappropriate.

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... its these kinds of minutia complaints that make gamers seems like extremely picky fuckers. They released a remaster of game you enjoyed years ago so you could enjoy it again. Stop looking for the grey cloud on the silver lining.

These are the true ramblings of a mad man.... :D

Okay, but if you find a tree and a bunch of masked, red headed kids running around, I’d check the fuck outta there.

“(probably the Wii you as well, I wouldn’t know I didn’t purchase one because I saw the writing on the wall early with that one) “

• Poochy & Yoshi’s Woolly World — 3DS