“I like my baby hair with baby hair and afros.”

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Not a big fan, but I was really rooting for Coldplay when I saw Chris Martin on James Corden’s show, because he seems kind, charming and a little dopey, but bringing in Bey and Bruno just made Coldplay look terrible. The three forces just have very different messages in their work, and the “Believe in Love” BS at the…

Coldplay’s music is okay, but I loved the enthusiasim and “I’m so happy to be here” vibe of their lead singer.

I like them.

THANK YOU

I would have an opinion on the tampon, but I don’t really care what the box or packaging looks like. Just stop making scented ones, tampon companies. FFS.

That the trial was shoddy matters the most. Sorry to sound cliché but when it comes to the law, we cannot allow the ends to justify the means. I am also sorry for Hae’s family but even if Adnan is guilty, he deserves a trial fairer than the one he got, especially since our understanding of technology has changed in…

Why is the concept of “don’t do bad things to other people” so hard to grasp for a lot of humanity? I’m totally serious. We shouldn’t have to “train” officers or anyone else to act in a responsible manner. I hate the world.

The only time this happened to me I was on a flight to Korea and had the window, while a kindly old Korean woman had the isle. We exchanged pleasantries (nods, es she didn’t speak much english) and I silently helped her untangle her earphones. After the plane took off and we both realized there was no one to sit…

I’m definitely taking my shoes off on an international flight. As long as my feet don’t smell and I’m wearing socks. But there is no way I’m wearing shoes for an entire 13-hour flight.

A plane is not your living room.

Do you ever feel even a tinge of regret for being an absolute sludgy shitpuddle of a human being? Or are you proud of it?

We’re probably about to see lots of comments about potential death threats, followed by lots of comments about how that wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

Yes, I grew up in Northern California and except for the very small schools, each school had a nurse that was there pretty much every day. It was her job to review vaccination records, check our vision, manage head lice outbreaks, instruct kids in brushing teeth, washing hands, covering coughs, and about health. She’d…

Maybe he's full of muppets?

I too, am on Team Ted Cruz is Actually Two Children Stacked On Top Of Each Other.

There's actually three little people stacked inside of this trench coat.