You should also not call law enforcement if your favorite fast food restaurant just so happens to run out of your favorite food.

For me, the depressing thing about this story isn't that it was about Facebook going down. It was that people can be so entitled, lacking in autonomy, and bloody stupid that they call the emergency services for frivolous reasons. I remember a few years ago a UK police department published a list of the reasons people…

Oh, the horror. If the daughter has any brains, she'll say "yep, like many teens, I acted like a spoiled brat, got punished, learned from it, and grew up." Next.

Good luck, chuck.

I got my first car after I graduated law school and ended up with a Nissan because I was treated similarly by a Honda dealership. I was leasing, not buying, and the sales guy straight up lied to my face about the amount of local and state taxes for leasing, telling me they were much higher than they were when I…

Fair. I'm putting myself in her place, and I'm not so blunt.

I approve of Leo's reaction to this series of events. Only because I feel Leo looks kind of sad a lot.

There is nothing—literally nothing—about Leo's summer vacation that does not fill me with joy. Deepest, heart-warming, life-enhancing joy. It's so beautiful. Yachts, water-gun fights and watching a friend nearly smack up a little shitkicker in sunny, golden Ibiza. It's sublime Pleasure unconfined. It doesn't even make…

I lost it at "I want to put a baby in you".

They can't, you stupid shit. At least not in Indiana.

Because maybe, just maybe, the government decided you made enough money to not warrant welfare? But of course, you're a victim too though. Those damn illegals, right?

There are EXTREMELY rare circumstances, but if part of your job description is to be in peak physical shape and shake off hits from 300-lb people, the onus is on you to recognize your natural advantage in any scenario.

So...if I called you an asshole, you would be well within your rights to pummel me until I was unconscious and then drag me around like a sack of grain?

I agree that people should behave in a civil manner to one another, but this new idea that one can use potentially lethal force if "provoked" would amaze me if it…

This is a truly wonderful response. For it, I will gladly share with you some of my popcorn. Salt and pepper or plain?

When a hoard of Jezzies descends upon you to tell you how wrong you are (which is quite a lot, btw), you better end up thinking, "I shouldn't have provoked them. I brought this upon myself."

maybe he should try a again to explain what he meant to say. i bet it is the same thing

I deleted my OKCupid yesterday after one too many introductory messages that ended with "would you sit on my face."

People can do whatever they want with movies. But if the movie is trying to use such a common misconception to make a deeper, philosophical point, I'm not going to remain silent about the emperor's new clothes.

No surprise there... it has everything that people love about movies: