any future offspring may well get my last name to prove I can.
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"If he sucked in bed she would have noticed that at the beginning and things wouldn't have progressed to marriage in the first place."
You're assuming he's attempting intimacy. He's attempting sex, which isn't the same thing. I agree that there is something going on, but I would not be remotely surprised if his "attempts" are poking her with his dick in the middle of a tv show. And you have to admit that his communication methods suck. Did he think…
I think the problem comes from the representatives asking her questions and then refusing to let her answer them.
yeah, but most of it is pantry staples
WILL YOU STILL SEND ME YOUR INSTAGRAM??????
In other words, "We're going to remind this dumbass that you don't say this shit out loud. Super Secret Policy, BRIAN*."
God I wish someone had said this to me when I was in school.
May I join the NO chorus?
When you intend to kill a spider, you must either step on it or scare it so it goes into the wall and you don't have to worry about it anymore (because it's the ghosts' problem now!).
It's a joke that food service workers are forbidden by law to work when they're sick. I've had several food service jobs and any time I tried to call in sick the manager told me to take some benadryl or pepto and suck it up or don't bother coming in when I recover. Especially on days when they anticipate a lot of…
Now seriously, whats the fascination with being scare of spiders?! Why is everybody so afraid of them, most of the time they do more good than bad.
Seriously, she was like, um ok nm then, and he's like BUT WAIT NO HIPPOS BUT DON'T YOU WANT TO COME TO THE #1 CLUB IN AMERICA? BUT NO HIPPOS. BUT WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOINNNNNGGGG??? Lol what a moron.
I find it incredibly interesting that throughout all of this, she's consistently failed to mention that UT-Austin didn't reject her outright. They offered her a chance to attend one of its system campuses (UT-Dallas was floated as the best option), earn at least a 3.2 GPA during her freshman year (she maintained a…
NOPE! I'm a step mom of a 13 year old. And it doesn't make my opinion any less valid, in fact it seems pretty irrelevant. I'm a person, I was a child, I am the product of parenting, and I'm allowed to have an opinion. Everyone has experience with levels of independence children are allowed. We all were kids and grew…
Seriously? 9 years old for me was the summer after fourth grade and going into fifth. I rode my bike all around my neighborhood by myself all summer long. I rode to Kerr Drugs to buy snacks and then to my gramma's house, to the comic book shop with my brother, to the book store, to my friends the Banerjees to play on…
I'm a dude, and I was perfectly happy with Pam Oliver's sideline reporting. Why are the Fox Exec's trying to find a solution to a problem that doesn't exist?
I went to IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/search/title?y…