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THE WORLD ISN'T ALWAYS TERRIBLE, GUYS!

People are not really seeing the key issue here: Police in modern society have effectively seized a lower standard of care with respect to the public when they should be held to a higher one due to their greater training, experience, and equipment.

A "panel of high-ranking police officials that reviewed the shooting urged Beck to clear the officers of wrongdoing."

Hush is my favorite episode evah!

And no one was ever barred from being on a TV show, or playing a venue because they were the wrong race. It has always, always, been about the merit earned by your talent. Forever.

He's inadvertently implying that funny people will triumph on a meritocratic basis when that's simply not true. He's never had to worry about not being included as he's a white male, many actual funny and talented people have been denied opportunities. Or do you honestly believe that in the 60s no women or POCs were

No, but when ever someone says race and gender don'tmatter. It seems like they only pick white men. White men aren't the only funny people out there and if white men are the only ones you can find funny you aren't trying that hard to find funny people.

"I'm a male white comedian, and obviously I succeeded only because I'm super duper funny. I have to believe that if others do not succeed it's only because they are not funny, because otherwise it means I have to think less of myself and my ego feels hurt. To me, the possibility of changing and engaging in creating

That's just not true. It's an altruistic way to view the world, but if that were so white people would never have heard Bill Cosby or Richard Pryor. Because in addition to the fact that they are funny, they are Black, and there were color lines. And someone made a call, at a point in each of their careers, and

Seriously. In the word's of Alec Baldwin's character in Glengarry Glen Ross?

To my mind, there's only one actress who should ever be used to illustrate a story about Jane Austen. Team Ehle, 4-ever.

Don't forget introductory hair styling, which in my case really meant cutting her hair into weird designs and shapes.

I thought Barbies existed for mock executions and juvenile sex play.

I hope you aren't working with addicts or their families when you say you are "in the mental health field." Anyone who thinks there are "plenty of resources" doesn't know very much about drug treatment. There are resources if you have money, or if you have the time to be on a waiting list. And even so, that doesn't

Having a mental illness is not a choice people make.

I said he was doing Jackie Wilson moves too, and bust out singing "Lonely Teardrops!"
Your Dad is clearly a man of discerning taste.

I take it back; your dad clearly won the Super Bowl.

I NEVER NOTICED BEFORE FIGURE SKATING BOOTS WERE GENDERED BY COLOR BUT YOU'RE RIGHT

I blame these things. I spent half my childhood labelling everything...