I love the John Denver and the Muppets: A Christmas Together soundtrack. Denver and Rowlf the Dog’s rendition of ‘Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas’ is my favourite version of that song (sorry, Judy), and when I was emceeing the local choir’s Christmas concert at the weekend I stole Denver’s spoken intro to…

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

“Sorry tall people, ya gotta stand back”

Venison is good eating, JD.

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

For the amount of money McGregor is likely paying him he should’ve kept his mouth shut and just kept cashing those check. You’re a sparring partner on McGregor’s payroll. Did you think you were you going to beat his ass and get credit for it?

At least this one made sense.

I don’t know. With friends, it’s someone your dog already know, or at least that you trust on a personal level. A service like that, you’re leaving your dog with a stranger who could be a great person, but yet, isn’t a profesional (i.e.: qualified to take care of stranger’s dogs).

“He’s just a poor boy, from a poor family!”

Um. This is nothing new

No shit - Log in and give me all of your accounts and information. We take your security very seriously and we will never get hacked.... said every website ever before they got hacked.

I’m out.

There is a difference between meadow and normal height. My neighbor mows 2-3 times a week while I get mine about once every 7-10 days. Mine looks better (albeit shaggier) than his because he cuts it too low. recommend 3" height for water retention, weed prevention, and thatch health. 3" is a lot longer than most…

I don’t understand how an airliner has so much power over their customers that they can force already-boarded patrons off a plane in order to accommodate someone with a lower-tier ticket type (the lower tier type being a standby ticket, where the ticket holder has agreed to wait for am unclaimed seat).

He fixes the cable?

Getting rid of EPA, getting rid of Department of Education, tweet something that the media will latch onto and no one will notice, it’s the best possible idea in our kept up kardashian world. he can set in motion whatever he wants and mitigate the backlash by doing something dumb.

If you have to explain that while you’re at work, then they’re the kind of co-worker nope was made for.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this: