@DVoltaire: I guess I should have waited, but I was excited to see the changes and didn't realize there were adverse effects. I used to use the device for more than music - however, now that it moves at a snails pace, I prefer to use it for Pandora or mp3s.

At least upgrading my G1 to FroYo made it faster. iOS 4.0 brought my 2nd gen iPod touch to a crawl. I heard it did the same thing to many iPhones...

I wonder how many of those it would take to change the speed at which the earth rotates. That was bad@ss! Thanks, Giz.

It is Revolutionary, Amazing, Magical, it will wipe your ass and tickle your nuts all while playing your favorite porn music.

fail.

Kind of looks like a sunflower..

$9 a month for Netflix still wins. 1080 on YouTube is better quality than HD Netflix, but with Netflix, you can also get dvd's which opens up other options...

@Insecure Penguin: Point taken - the critics are out tonight! It was meant to be funny :)

@Insecure Penguin: If you don't think it makes sense, just walk around saying it and see how many people look at you and bust out laughing... The punctuation is for inflection.

okay - read this out loud..

It looks pretty cool. I can't imagine trying to navigate through your music. I wonder if they will make you buy the same headphones as the shuffle... That would be dumb.

@blub: I never had the chance to get into GEM. I went straight from GEOS on my C-64 to my Amiga 1000.

Xerox? Oh - that was just the gui that Apple sued Microsoft over...

@MadisonSuicide: haha good points.

@Electro Gyrocator: I don't ride a bike - but we have to deal with Bike Week and Biketoberfest around here annually....

Just what I want. Sit it a tent with an old smelly Harley and no ventilation. Think that might cause some brain damage? I wonder what would happen if you lit a match in that tent..

HTC G1 ring a bell. How many people screamed about the fact that it did not have a standard headphone jack. I am sure that I am not alone saying that I will never buy any device again that does not have a standard headphone jack.

FINALLY - the Max iPad is going to be announced! Seriously - I would be surprised if it was anything other thank iPod announcements that come every September like clockwork..

@SAThorn: Visions of musical notes flying out of Steve Jobs' ass just came to mind. Thanks a lot!

@mr.november: The conversations would be out of this world.. Seriously though - I am sure he is a fantastic conversationalist.