i remember a couple of years ago a friend of mine dated a supposedly hot, bk type dude with face tats. can’t actually attest to him as ive never met him but i was already like, “face tats? that’s going to be a no”. lo and behold, they broke up not too long later bc he’s kind of a dick and commitment phobic and some…

I’ll add wrists down and ankles down to the list. All pretty terrible choices, and not for the expected “but what about society” reasons. Tattoos that are exposed to sun constantly on the delicate skin on the wrists/hands, face/neck, ankles/feet tend to blur and fade like crazy. Doing something nearly permanent that…

Careful with that (absolutely correct) stance, or you’ll reignite The Great Neck Tat Tantru- er, Debate of 2015.

this dude looks like a fake Onion article about 2017 rappers

Typical sexual predator. He can’t take “no” for an answer.

Those pictures remind me of being in middle-school sex ed, and they show you weird pictures of anatomy that are excessively detailed, and you’re kind of aroused, but also confused and a bit frightened.

I’m sorry, but this idea is absolutely horseshit.

Called “The Predator” as it comes equipped with a three point laser pedestrian detection system.

You mean when Newt Gingrich was impeaching Clinton while cheating on his cancer ridden wife?

Oh yeah okay let’s just walk down to Times Square, bypass the perimeter, first responders, NYPD, PAPD, and the FEDS and media, and snap a photo of the Port Authority Terminal.

I assume you haven’t seen the rest of the video.

I’ll just leave this here:

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

If there’s no grass on the field, play ball.

If you’re looking for something similar (albeit with a more contemporary flair because it focuses on firsthand stories), Spooked just ended its first season, and it’s fantastic.

As long as we also end corn subsidies, funding to the Middle East to stabilize oil production, and tax breaks for oil companies I’m ok with this too.

Nothing some guy in Canada can’t fix.

Well, that’s certainly one way to up my smart’s towing capacity.

“ AT&T customers in particular ragedon Twitter overnight about their inability to place pre-orders.”

To clarify, they were missing a few dollars worth of legally required equipment (emergency transponder). All the others stuff clearly tells a story of more money than sense.