One looks like JC Whitney fucked a minivan. The other is an Acura.

I am allergic to dogs. And yet, my dog is here next to me and just licked my ankle. I take medication for my allergies. If I weren’t on prescription meds and didn’t live with a dog, I would have OTC meds available in case I had to, I don’t know, leave my fucking house and possibly come in contact with animals. There…

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

I don’t quite understand all the criticism these people are getting. If these were stories about valets abusing the cars they drive, hell yeah you should get mad. But rental cars? They are owned by a company (not a person), you are paying to use them (not being paid), there are mechanics who are getting paid to…

Sued by DOJ for refusing to rent to black people, ultimately settling the case (despite “never settling”), then sued and settles again for failing to live up to original settlement.

Why so worried about other men’s genitalia?

Q: How did Jeep make the Grand Cherokee Trackhawk strong enough to survive 707 horsepower
A: Pretended they weren’t an FCA company when engineering it.

:)

It does

If a crowd of people surrounds my car and starts hitting it, I’m getting the hell out of there. I can’t be the only person who feels this way.

• A cop car that weighs at least 2 tons slams into the tiniest compact that you can currently buy at 104mph.

I ate Ethiopian last night and the pee smells like nothing I’ve ever peed before.

I tell people like that to fuck off. In my line of work, I only get to do it with recruiters who contact me for a job. My first question is, where is it, and how much are they offering. You wouldn’t believe how many companies in San Fran or LA try to offer what the market rate in say, Charlotte NC would be (in case…

Some rich people are the cheapest people I’ve ever met.

Raccoons would beg to differ.

Assuming they do and win, the HOA will just raise its dues to cover the legal costs. Circle of life.

And they’re all used to the golden parachute if they do get the boot in the private sector.

I’m working on it.