funktheduck
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I recently joined the nextdoor app for my neighborhood. Most of it is people posting about lost/loose dogs/cats, asking for referrals, and posting something for sale. There are so many passive aggressive posts about dogs barking and people running stop signs and “nearly running me and my family over.” Every stop sign

I’ve put about 93k miles on my Mazda 3 in two years for work. It’s a manual. Driving a lot isn’t an excuse for not driving a manual.

I can’t tell if I hate it because I’m not 16 or because it’s an overwrought mess.

I thought Jalopnik didn’t do embargos.

Why would you tease me with something that sounds so wonderful? Not dealing with a dealership is a dream.

Hey! Another Atlantan. I hatched 3 from eggs in about a week of each other. Never hatched another. Never seen one in the wild.

Mine was kind of a saving grace. I hit a deer in my Lexus (95 GS) and had to drive my E30 daily. The Lexus had 230k miles on it but I kept deferring certain maintenance just because at the time I couldn’t afford some of the costs (just graduated college and only had a part time job). It ran great though and got decent

If you honestly think Jalopnik isn’t an echo chamber, you must just come here for the pictures.

That’s the downside of the comments section these days. They used to be full of interesting people with genuinely good comments. I remember I used to actually learn things from certain commenters. Most of them are gone now and it’s full of people racing to the bottom for stars by being the biggest dick/picking low

Oh please. I had a corolla for a few years and had lots of fun in it. If you can’t have fun in a car it’s not the car’s fault. It’s yours.

The family doesn’t owe you or anyone else shit. Just because they’re public figures doesn’t mean you, I, or anyone else has any right to information about them privately. What he does on the track? Sure. Outside of that, none of your damn business.

Is Bunte German for Gawker.com?

Those alerts are terrifying in the middle of the night.

You probably have a point there. With a few exceptions, these types of terrorists go until their dead. They probably don’t want to openly support those who aren’t willing to be “martyrs” for their cause.

Just gotta get out and walk more people. (Miles presented, not km)

I think it's random. I've walked 25k with mine and only got one per

I have about 127 miles (yes, I converted) to go to finish with my dratini candies. Taking a break from that one for my diglett. I'm aiming for pokedex completion instead of gym battles. Only have 22 miles for a diglett and they're way more rare around here than dratini.

This reminds me of the time I was with my mom and she pulled too far past the sensor. We sat through several light cycles because the lights only changed for the parking lot exits when a car was detected. Cars across the street kept getting lights and we didn’t. I kept telling my mom she pulled up to far and she

Oh man. Liberty media. That is one hated group down here. Not sure who would be worse for F1: them or old man Bernie