Same here. My old Lexus was probably the best highway cruiser I've ever owned. It felt great regardless of speed. My old Corolla in need of new struts started feeling unstable at around 70

That may hold some truth, but I’m gonna throw in some anecdotal evidence for fun.

Just do what I do: pull out your own knife, cut yourself, lick your blood off the blade and say “mmmm, tasty” with big eyes and a big smile.

That’s my understanding of how it should work. I feel Steve Lheto would do a spit take at Doug’s advice

I tried keeping the shiny side up and now I'm no longer allowed in the Cracker Barrel.

Your last line reads like an excerpt from an erotic novel.

Hope that crank doesn't catch on something

While I agree with you, all I can say is good luck. Time and time we see cops get away with far worse crimes

Don't forget crime! Will an autonomous car know its wheels have been stolen? How will it handle being car jacked? Is it still car jacking if no one is driving the car or is it just regular grand theft auto?

This reminded me of those Puppet Master movies

Terrorists don't warn in advance. Evacuations over bomb threats are always a waste of time

It’s cuz Bernie took it all

Haha. That’s not how it works anymore. Now they say “if you don’t let me search I’ll have to bring in the dogs” and then they bring in a K-9 unit that proceeds to destroy your car because they let a 100+ lb German shepherd jump all over it. It then gives “the signal” which is whatever they want it to be and they…

I don't understand why this is a problem. I can't sit comfortably with my legs tight together or crossed. I have anatomy that gets in the way.

Nope. You're grey. It's not just here, it's most of the sites. Sploid was among the worst. They dismissed comments when people called them out on stealing people's work/videos. They quietly changed their policies when it comes to slapping their copyright on someone else's work.

There’s the problem. This isn’t a “news” site as people think. It’s a blog. It’s almost entirely posts made up of stuff they found on the Internet and then poorly summarized or editorialized. Ever since their shake up a couple months back where Denton demanded they push their agenda, anything beyond most Jalopnik and…

Is that why all Chryslers squeal? In high school, at red lights we’d try to guess what Chrysler product was screaming in agony without looking. It was usually a minivan bc suburbs

It's the on/off switch for the Ray Wert alarm. When armed it turns on heating elements for all areas of the car Ray is known to pounce.

Why does the center fold down arm rest in the back look like it was fitted with a universal “leather” cover?

Maybe power wanking