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I commute so I love the idea of a driverless car on my commute but I can take the helm for when I get to where I'm going and around town. I could be more relaxed or get work done if I didn't have to drive for my commute and instead could just sit back on the highway. But I live in the south where snow is rare and when

Nope

I actually lol’d

I really hope this is a joke.

I thought it'd be at least half. Then again it asked for weirdness. Then again general breaking down and electronics failing doesn't qualify as weird.

My car came with a cheat sheet for all the dash lights and their meanings

I'm surprised this whole list wasn't VW products

I had no drivers Ed at all. To get a learners permit you only have to pass a 20 question multiple choice test. To get your driver’s license you need to pass the same 20 questions and a 5-10 minute driving test with a DDS person.

Ferrari and the government are a lot alike: they tell you something and you have to believe them or they’ll put you on a “list”

So a tire repeatedly set on fire and ultimately held on with duct tape is out on the road?

I comment on how unsafe those are whenever they pop up. Hate trucks like that. The ones around here all have massive metal bumpers/push bars/wenches/tow hooks sticking out of the front and rear of everyone’s head level except douche bros in trucks.

Haha. 70 mph. I've never seen a stanced car capable of more than 50-55. Once got caught up in some traffic because 4 stanced cars in a row were holding up traffic going said 50-55 in a 70 bouncing like they hit a speed bump going highway speeds over every little road imperfection.

My problem with stance is they have to drive 10-15 mph under the speed limit and sometimes they like to do that in the left lane. Or like last night I got stuck going 35 in a 50 because of a stanced Audi. Then they came to a near complete stop for a right turn in the driving lane instead of the turn lane because it

“The death toll from winter storm YOLO continues to rise even after it sets the record for deadliest winter storm in recorded history”

Not saying they should, mind you. It just seems to be a trend.

Column shifters make room though. Soon they'll all be button shifters anyway

My favorite is when SWJs don't know who she is and they go on tirades assuming she's a he.

You're welcome.

I hope it comes stateside but I doubt it will or at least in this configuration. A cheap manual only car won’t sell well. It’s a Toyota and will probably be branded Scion of it came this way. Scion is not a company like Porsche or Ferrari that can say “it’s manual only and you’ll buy it and like it even if you don’t”.

You're the one I'm gonna go to when I need cheering up from a stranger on the Internet with all the pictures to make me happy