Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

Attempts to recall a similar instance where a slightly-premature celebration was penalized are escaping us.

Guys, I wish he had paid me to write it. If he had, I wouldn't have worn a $15 target sweater on the news.

What would be a combination of Nostradamus and obnoxious? Obnoxtradamus? Sounds like a dinosaur or a Godzilla monster.

I have lots of thoughts. Bear with me.

This is the wrong thing to say on a feminist blog (and I’m a feminist/huge Jez fan) but what I hear from my male friends/the overall vibe I get in New York City, where I’ve lived for almost a decade, is that a man won’t ask you out in person, especially in public places like the ones you listed because he’s afraid of…

You heard about my sex tape?

He’ll love Manziel’s high On-Base Percentage, by which I mean the amount of time he is high on cocaine

Anyone else read “Cleveland PAIN dealer”?

This is a good move. A crushing defeat in their first playoff game will do less damage to Manning’s legacy at the end of his career than to Osweiler at the beginning of his.

Sorry, Chris Kluwe

I’m a lot letdown that copper tubing wrapped in electrical tape can’t even get an honorable mention.

As the founder and president of the National Rusty-ass meat cleaver Association (or NRAMCA), I would like to remind you that Rusty-ass meat cleavers don’t kill people, it’s usually the rust, typically with tetanus, however, if the Rusty-ass meat cleaver has some remnants of old meat (mainly chicken) on it, then there…

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Flowers weren't really my beat?

If archery ends in a stalemate, is that a bow tie?

Imgur is a weird place... readily willing to upvote and comment in favor of a post that mocks some bogeyman (feminists, women in general, gay people, trans people etc.), but will break out into a “forever alone” circlejerk any time a post about relationships come up.

Someone on Twitter recently (I wish I could remember who) pointed out that, the way it was originally written and performed, what this song is really about is a woman who wants to buck social norms of propriety and stay with him but feels pressured to leave so she doesn’t suffer social consequences and stigma. And…

Everyone in Wisconsin knows the real “bold new beginning” is when you switch to High Life Light after your third heart attack.

He’s still right. The thing needed to move .2 to 20 is... two zeroes.