Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

Attempts to recall a similar instance where a slightly-premature celebration was penalized are escaping us.

Guys, I wish he had paid me to write it. If he had, I wouldn't have worn a $15 target sweater on the news.

What would be a combination of Nostradamus and obnoxious? Obnoxtradamus? Sounds like a dinosaur or a Godzilla monster.

I have lots of thoughts. Bear with me.

This is the wrong thing to say on a feminist blog (and I’m a feminist/huge Jez fan) but what I hear from my male friends/the overall vibe I get in New York City, where I’ve lived for almost a decade, is that a man won’t ask you out in person, especially in public places like the ones you listed because he’s afraid of…

You heard about my sex tape?

Dubai is seriously exactly what would have happened if someone had given 13 year old me and my friends unlimited money and a big patch of empty land.

“Let drive Ferraris everywhere and make super tall buildings and make our own islands and air conditioned beaches and give firefighters jetpacks!”

“Yeah, and no girls…

He’ll love Manziel’s high On-Base Percentage, by which I mean the amount of time he is high on cocaine

Anyone else read “Cleveland PAIN dealer”?

This is a good move. A crushing defeat in their first playoff game will do less damage to Manning’s legacy at the end of his career than to Osweiler at the beginning of his.

How is this fair use? What is the actual legal definition of fair use in copyright law? Is it even actually in there?

Sorry, Chris Kluwe

I’m a lot letdown that copper tubing wrapped in electrical tape can’t even get an honorable mention.

As the founder and president of the National Rusty-ass meat cleaver Association (or NRAMCA), I would like to remind you that Rusty-ass meat cleavers don’t kill people, it’s usually the rust, typically with tetanus, however, if the Rusty-ass meat cleaver has some remnants of old meat (mainly chicken) on it, then there…

Oh, man. I couldn't have asked for a better example of racism from a certified white Portland hipster. You're just confirming everything I'm saying here, and, to boot, being completely oblivious to it all. Thank you for that, at least.

Before my wife and I came to the PNW, we didn't realize the extent of racism that is still present in Portland. We kind of thought that we were escaping that kind of bullshit when we moved away from Austin. Reality kind of slapped us in the face when two things happened: a.) white, supposedly liberal and progressive,…

I recently moved to the PNW for work. It is the whitest place I've ever lived and I lived in Korea for 5 years.

STICK 2 SPORTS!!!!

The point, informative. Like how it informed me that they had a law that forbade black people from living in their state. I had no idea, I know I can not be the only one.