make his pyloric valve swell shut

I hear you comrade! I think this is related to Volvo's safety record. Stalin used to get rid of party members by arranging traffic accidents. You can't do that in a Volvo, of course. Nowadays, when lackluster leaders don't disappear their enemies via arranged accidents, everyone is free to buy a Volvo.

Hang on, he isn’t saying that women are holes, merely that most Holes are women (which is due to lazy hiring practices and formulaic radio programming). “The Hole” is an archetype on awful morning radio shows. Even neanderthal chauvinist pigs like Opie and Anthony have recognized that The Hole doesn’t have to be a…

That is EXACTLY what bitcoin evangelists have been doing for the past few years. They have concocted a complicated scheme which allows them to print out redeemable "vouchers" for bitcoins. And then they use these for tipping waitresses. Instead of actual money.

I had that one too! It had three gears IIRC (forward or reverse), and a four-cylinder "motor". You could attach the electric motor (sold separately) to the front bumper and power the car with it.

At 3:13, VOI VITTU is the only Finnish phrase you'll ever need. It means "butter cunt". Use it if you drop your bottle of Koskenkorva, or if someone stabs you more than once. It is apparently not warranted if you just flip your car twice.

Hood dent indicator.

For a moment there, I thought you were suggesting using the F35 to transport your family and two hunting dogs. I see your point, and I agree that the F35 is a mess.

Literally, I think it's "ING-ER-LAAAAND". Can only be pronounced as if shouted from a football terrace.

A shooting brake handles better than a pickup or a wagon, seats more than a pickup or a sports car, hauls more than a sports car. It's not the best at one of these things, but it is the best at all of them. If you need to get your family and your hunting dogs to the country club through winding roads at a brisk pace…

Agree 100%, but organic kale isn't the paleomorons thing. They are cavemen, see, so they eat huge slabs of meat, just like our ancestors didn't.

It's the Kobayashi Maru for second graders.

The annoying thing (well, ONE of the annoying things) about Clarkson is that he sees May's interest in technology as something to make fun of, when it should be the focal point of the show. I'd be very happy to see both Clarkson and Hammond go.

Hey, I don't know either, not a huge fan of Marvel or DC. The comic book bad guys seem to be easily recognizable by the huge metal prosthetic weapons sticking out of their bodies. And of course that their names invariably give them away. "Dr Doom" for instance. Or "Mr. Freeze". Or "Captain…

It is obvious, now that you mention it.

Needs more Takako Minekawa.

Nice try Mr Rogoway, but I'm on to your trickery! Obviously she doesn't really exist. You just deleted the other five members in the XCOM squad selection screen.

Being strict on fork positioning is weird, and is probably an over-correction by petty bourgeois people. Hyacinth Bucket in the TV show "Keeping up appearances" is the archetypal stickler for pointless etiquette.

Agera in Swedish means "act".

It fits perfectly in the trunk on all the previous models, so I assume it's the case here as well. Check out the Top Gear review on the first K'negg.