@AlbenoEpiX: After two months it's going to join the rest of the mobile suits and conquer Asia.

@Dexter_: lol touche, sir

So, was Bayonetta the original design for Resident Evil 5?

@SS Ymer: I think we're meant to believe that Tyler accidentally killed himself. No one was aware of the bird's homicidal capabilities until the end. The egg was found in his room, meaning that if he was murdered it surely would have been taken. Unless the Serbians wanted it to look that way? Also, I think the map…

Nothing says "jerk" like the oboe. It's blowing my mind a little bit to remember a time when there was a NES Specialist in the electronics store.

I'm taking a course at my local community college, and I gotta say I don't know how I would learn Japanese on my own. I've been wondering how it must be to learn English as a second language? There are kids in my class who speak 3 or more other languages on top of English and it astounds me.

@Rebochan: Oh. Well...I didn't remember that. Was that in the instruction book? Mine is long lost. Anyway, thanks for clearing that up for me. Still, did he seem sixteen to you?

I remember when I used to watch Gundam and think, "Hey! These guys are the same age as me! I can do anything!" Now when I watch re-runs I think, "I'd be dead by now." Or, you know, keel over face-down in my fruit salad. I'm looking at you, ROY!

@MellowJade: Interesting how in Dissidia, Square Enix decided to retcon him into a teenager. They certainly aren't helping their case about "no pressure." I'm glad you're defending Zidane. Everyone was short in that game! He's a man!

"Features: Unique Ninja Abilities." I think I'm going to put that on my resumé.

Didn't all of you already make up your mind about the game the second it was announced? If you love Final Fantasy, that doesn't stop the game from being mediocre. It does, however, impair your better judgement to pass this game up and not play it. Who saw the Star Wars prequels even though they were each…

George of the Jungle and the Search for the Secret Women's Volleyball Championship?

Well, I'll be damned...

I feel sorry for flagface next to him.

Did everything run well or were you reduced to breathing heavily into cartridges all night?

If he's going to talk at all, I suggest going with the very last line of dialogue. And make it short. Wouldn't that be a cathartic release after the inevitable epic last boss fight and final game?

Sweet! Finally the Wii GarageDoorOpener!

Young Jedi Knights ftw

It's nice to know that the PS2 won't just be a brainless port, regardless of whether or not the producer actually knows the source material. Starkiller's face may not look as ugly on the PS3 judging from the cut scenes here, so that's always a plus. Too bad no one got the memo about translating his lightsaber…