I was into vegemite before it was cool. Wait…

Somebody obviously didn't read the article.

Calm down there, fella. Geez, you really are excitable, aren't ya?

"I will slap your face off of your face, King of Kings!"

STATION!

Finally! I have been waiting almost 36 years for your approval. Thanks for taking your time there, pal!

"Yeungling Lager" = redundant

Liver? I hardly even know 'er!