I’m going to build such an amazing Ice Wall, believe me, and I’m gonna make Pharrah pay for it.

What has Mercy ever done for this country? She’s not even American. Runs around, healing, which I’m told is “support”, I don’t buy it. Can’t even shoot rockets. Sad!

Trump has 0% support play time.

Good thing I’ve been snapping pics of all my devices running all versions of all operating systems for the past decade. Let me just pull up my online forum contribution database and...yep...there it is. $55, please.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

I give stars to every Mustang joke.

Learn how to control oversteer.

It’s not the performance that is idolized, it’s the experience.

That sounds extra personal. Did Raph fuck your bitch or something ?

Definitely makes sense to take this out on Raph personally. You totally understand what his job is.

I’d also like to sell Brefass Scotch but the dumb “state” says I need a “liquor license” blah blah blah

Rather than purchase a car from either company, you can now invest directly in the Saleen-Hennessey Investment Trust (SHIT). There’s no more efficient financial instrument for disposing of unwanted capital.

Parent thumbs-up: Monitoring your 14-year-old’s online activity when you notice suspicious behavior.

“her parents began monitoring her time online, according to the affidavit.”

Cause it’s pro as fuck.

You do wanna be a pro don’t you? Or do you wanna be a casual all your life?

One day when (if?) they unveil this thing at an auto show, we’ll do a Jalopnik Video that’s just me and Raph weeping in front of it for a straight hour.

Taillights!

Everything looks bigger in zero g

I had to really stare for a second to confirm that, yes, those *are* massive, ridiculous boobs! Too bad, because the image is otherwise wonderful.