With as retarded of a list of wants as he has, this is the only suitable option.

Pretty sure it’s a Lambo, bro.

You’re new around here, ain’t ya?

49" LG HDTVs are just $399 today only at Fry's! Ask for Mike! What is that, a Lambo?

This is what’s called “building brand awareness.”

2 am in Florida, Feds including ICE agents quietly line up outside a quiet, unassuming white import shop. They place chains on the large overhead door which are firmly attached to the back of an acquired MRAP. With a solid tug and wail from the diesel powered behemoth, it rips the entire door and parts of the wall…

I’m not sure. Are you Chinese?

Evo be like,”Fuck it. I’m out.”

Dat Roadhog tho.

Yeah, and just look at how much the 911 Carrera 4 has grown.

You won’t believe what your favorite childhood celebs look like now!

“Ok, so I’ve got this idea.

Faster top speed? Its only a spray away...

Pictured - the ‘supercharger’

I’m not even remotely a purist and would take the original over this one.

Old NSX: Flip-up headlights