I would assume this is the one Donald Trump got.

Your ass is grass and I’m gonna mow it.

Should of went with

Problem is, that’s the sketch of the knife block in the kitchen.

You really did a great job illustrating the whole point there didn’t ya?

You need to take a seat and re-think that nonsense you just posted.

Hyper loops can’t crash. No scams can, the Moller Sky Car has a perfect safety record.

Please, tell me more about your Concorde experience. The final flight occurred while I was in Grade 10 and I lament having no ability to ever experience supersonic travel wth fellow passengers ever in my lifetime as it currently stands.

It could be worse.

I’m probably moving.

That’s the most New York sentence I’ve ever read.

Getting crushed by an Uber Escalade. I live in NYC and watched my favorite skateboard roll under the wheels of one- it snapped like stale matzoh.

Are you buying a 2016 Camry or Accord? NO

How to get a job with the LAPD.

LAPD charged with battery.

This might be worse than Takata.

Based on my observation of fellow Californian motorists in the rain, there are two distinct schools of thought on this issue.

Sounds like Harris really toasted this guy’s...

That was really desperate. WeatherTech must have threatened to pull their ads or something.