1. Only in the minds of Republicans. Everywhere else they have to be citizens.

Nobody at Fox will have her unless she scrubs their toilets.

She’s just angry, she isn’t invited to anyone’s cookout.

1. So, wait, illegal immigrants can vote?

The writing here! Really, really nicely done. There’re a lot of highlights, but this one is an example: “...we have disinvited her to the proverbial cookout and we have damned her sambo-lian soul to Hell where it rests comfortably underneath Rush Limbaugh’s ample bosom.”

Dear Candy Cornhole, we apologize for our diabolical plan to import truckloads of people who can’t vote. We apologize for knowing that only citizens can vote. And we apologize for knowing that cheap labor, not democrats, is the one and only reason we have undocumented people. And Candy, we apologize for not swallowing…

“... the Ben Carson of people whose eyes open all the way...”

Candeezy is what we used to call a suck ass. We would now use far more scathing epithets & sophisticated pejoratives. My petty loved “Sambo-lian soul” and especially, “guitar pick-shaped head”. Here’s laughing at you, girl, and don’t try to brang yo triflin tail home when they Jazzy Jeff yo ass. You know good n hell…

The only reason I know this exists is this blog. 

Even if you read this shit to her sorry ass she still wouldn’t get it. When you are the only black person they, meaning Fox News, drag out to slam other black folks you need to reevaluate your life choices

Exactly. Old bat-shit crazy prune.

The urge to gather her real good was probably strong but he did the right thing getting away from her. Had he said more, ol\ Auntie Bellum probably would have turned on the tears and accused him of doing something to her. Be clear, she is straight jealous of Black women,  fetishizing Black men and probably doesn’t…

Imagine what she might have said to a BM she was actually sleeping with.

It’s obvious this lady doesn’t think highly of Black women and, she probably thinks even less of Black men.  She’s probably one of  those white women who’s been used to Black men being open to whatever she wants and needs and is comfortable with her speaking negatively about BW. That’s why she chose some random dude…

You don’t even have to leave Oakland/Berkeley area to meet someone like this woman. With as many brothas willing to sacrifice their souls and reputations just to date WW, there’s plenty of them who feel comfortable to say such shit to us, thinking that all of us want them.  You can find them in any major city,…

This snake, that should have stayed in the grass, would not step to a whole grown ass Black woman and say that bullshit, with her weak pick up game. She knows she’s a basic zero minus wannabe. Heffa is cruisin’ for a bruisin’.

Besides shock at her racism, insanity, and drunkenness, I spent that entire video wondering how in the world this guy kept his cool like that. I always imagine myself having similar grace under pressure, but I never, ever do. He’s a better human than I am for sure.

What kind of fucked-up fuckery is this? This dried up old rag needs to step the hell off! I would have knocked her ass into the next millennia if she had the unmitigated audacity to get in my damn face with such idiotic nonsense. That damn Donald Trump emboldened these hateful, racist bitches to slither from underneath…

I think her main complaint is that black women make the potato salad too flavorful. In her world potato salad should have no more taste than wallpaper paste or Elmer’s white glue.

My first thought too...a weird reverse virtue signaling move of a white woman hitting on a black man